The Difference Between Getting Drunk In Your 20s And 30s
What I'm about to write saddens me on the most visceral of levels. To any like-minded dudes who may be reading this, my heartfelt apologies in advance. Lately it's come to my attention that it's just...
View ArticleHow To Avoid Being The Crazy Drunk Wedding Guest
Depending upon who you are, I'm either a phenomenal or disastrous wedding guest. There really isn't a gray area. And I've found that the spectrum at which folks enjoy my post matrimonial antics is in...
View Article6 Popular Hangover Cures That Don't Cure Hangovers
Credit: Juanmonino Hangovers are an inevitable part of life. You socialize, you drink, you wake up in bed with the worst headache of your life, you remember absolutely nothing. Some of us call that a...
View ArticleToday's Dumbass: Drunk Guy Slept For Two Hours In Drive-Thru
Credit: Getty Images/Justin Sullivan One of the biggest mistakes people make while drunk is shoving a huge, greasy meal into their face right before passing out. An even worse decision is driving to...
View ArticleHow To Tell If You Drunkenly Embarrassed Yourself Last Night
Credit: andrew_mc_d/Flickr One of the great things about alcohol is that, if you do something truly embarrassing, there's a good chance you won't remember it by the next morning. Actually, maybe...
View Article5 Things You'll Only Eat While Drunk
Photo via Cheezburger You're almost always going to leave a bar or party with one of two things on your mind: 1) Sealing the deal and getting laid. Or, if you didn't meet anyone special that night: 2)...
View ArticleFunny Photos Of Drunks To Help Your Weekend Hangover
Since the invention of the camera 150 years ago, it’s become way more dangerous to fall asleep drunk anywhere near another human being. However, as much as it sucks for you to have your picture taken...
View Article10 Reasons Why I’m Glad I Didn’t Drink In College
It might seem like a huge mistake to go without drinking in college — if you can remember it, you weren’t really there, right? — but, looking back, I’m glad I was an undergrad teetotaler, because it...
View ArticleOne Man’s Mistake Is Another Man’s Threesome, & Other Double-Dating Lessons
In 2008, my childhood friend Dave and I posted an ad on Craigslist in which we invited ladies to double date us. What started out as a fun little experiment turned into a career – we had soon embarked...
View ArticleMan Drinks 10 Jägers, Sets Bar On Fire, Punches Old Man
There’s a time and a place for Jägermeister, specifically “never” and “in hell.” Although the unholy German sludge makes for a surprisingly decent BBQ marinade, it will give you a hangover almost as...
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